Paul Harness

Back in Machester again; this time for the Hi Life Diners club awards at the Hilton. A bevy of TV celebs in attendance (Corrie, Hollyoaks, The Bill, Emmerdale, Big Brother types). The only real celeb there was Noddy Holder.

On Friday I was photographing one of the Jigsaw staff at the Victoria Quarter, Leeds, watering the new bay trees along King Edward Street. Also had to update some of their stock shots of the quarter itself.

I was at my old school tonight, photographing the old boys association annual dinner. The pic is of the "VIPs", including the current headmaster, the past & new presidents of the old Bradfordians association, Gervase Phinn (author), Sir Ken Morrison (again! he gets about these days!) and the high sheriff of Yorkshire. Funny things is, I'm not sure if any of them actually went to the school!

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." 10. Poodle...

OK, it's a bit late! In March a few of us went to the Lake District to get cold up some hills! This one's personal video & images.